"jokes"

[soybean]

Erap: Nurse, please bring me a hot water bag. My toes are cold.

Nurse: You are asking the wrong nurse, I am the head nurse.

Erap: Pakitawag na lang yung foot nurse.

[X]

Bunso: Inay, tignan mo po drawing ko oh.

Inay: Wow, ang galing namang magdrawing ng monkey ng bunso ko.

Bunso: Inay...Kayo po iyan.

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