Post by harvey on Sept 14, 2009 4:31:32 GMT -8
Upon encountering a large spider in the OPD. . .
-Administrator: Runs screaming away from the spider. Sends a stat page for the entire medical staff.
- Internist: Kills the spider.
- General Surgeon: Crushes spider with his fist, giggles, and looks for more spiders.
- Utilization Review Coordinator: Ugh! Me See Spider. Me Like Spider. Ouch! Me No Like Spider!
- Radiation Oncologist: Has GPS grid to spider. Couldn't find spider. Back to lounge for rest and a manicure…
- Pediatrician: Plays with the spider, then eats it.
- Medical Oncologist: Kills spider, but the treatment is so toxic that it kills all the patients in the waiting room. Procedure is considered a great success, and all participants become co-authors of feature article in Oncology Journal.
- Neurologist: Follows the spider from room to room and gets lost.
- Department Head: Guides the spider to the staff lounge.
- Emergency Room Physician: Wounds the spider in first encounter, then feverishly works to save the spider’s life.
- Endocrinologist: Studies spider. Prepares in-depth 20-page article in obscure journal about how to kill spider using hormonal and dietary changes in flies eaten by the spider. Complains that internist sabotaged job because he misunderstood the fifth page of the hormonal protocol.
- Psychiatrist: Makes contact with the spider, develops a climate of trust and mutual understanding, and then teaches it to kill other spiders.
-Administrator: Runs screaming away from the spider. Sends a stat page for the entire medical staff.
- Internist: Kills the spider.
- General Surgeon: Crushes spider with his fist, giggles, and looks for more spiders.
- Utilization Review Coordinator: Ugh! Me See Spider. Me Like Spider. Ouch! Me No Like Spider!
- Radiation Oncologist: Has GPS grid to spider. Couldn't find spider. Back to lounge for rest and a manicure…
- Pediatrician: Plays with the spider, then eats it.
- Medical Oncologist: Kills spider, but the treatment is so toxic that it kills all the patients in the waiting room. Procedure is considered a great success, and all participants become co-authors of feature article in Oncology Journal.
- Neurologist: Follows the spider from room to room and gets lost.
- Department Head: Guides the spider to the staff lounge.
- Emergency Room Physician: Wounds the spider in first encounter, then feverishly works to save the spider’s life.
- Endocrinologist: Studies spider. Prepares in-depth 20-page article in obscure journal about how to kill spider using hormonal and dietary changes in flies eaten by the spider. Complains that internist sabotaged job because he misunderstood the fifth page of the hormonal protocol.
- Psychiatrist: Makes contact with the spider, develops a climate of trust and mutual understanding, and then teaches it to kill other spiders.